Tuesday, April 7, 2009

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Ice Breaker - Sex Like Monkies

I read this article about chimps mating. People always admire chimpanzees because their sex lives are so rampant, they have promiscuous sex with multiple partners for days on end. Why can't we be like that? Don't believe me? Read about the sexual habits of chimps for some background information.

I read this article that says that female chips are quiet during sex so that other females cannot hear what they are doing. Why is this is any importance? Because when the females are quiet and the others do not know about the study stud that they are copulating with, they can have the man all to themselves.

I bet if monkeys could use sex toys, they certainly would. Humans are lucky to be more evolved to enjoy penis shaped dildos during sex with themselves or the partner.

In the chip world, it's all about getting screwed by the best genes, the sturdiest most well hung man. The females want this man all to themselves so they can get impregnated with their seed and keep up the good genes in their line.

Read the article here, it's actually quite interesting and then you can follow what I am writing about, about the sex lives of chimps. Another reason they keep quiet is that with too many sex partners, the males have no idea who's their baby! It all sounds like a big long episode of Maury Povich, doesn't it!?

Humans like to be loud during sex. Men love "screamers". Women bay and holler and yelp in fun, fantasy and pain and we like that. If we always try to be like monkeys and admire them, think twice because they are silent during sex and that's not what we want to be. You get to enjoy the a complicated rabbit vibrator so don't take your dexterity for granted!

Being quiet also reduced any hostility between females, now if chimps want to be like human,s they should toss some jello over the females while they fight for the men!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Sexy Date Idea #7 – Dinner and a Movie

This idea may be typical and over done, but it is really not that bad of an idea. Going out to dinner doesn't have to be expensive either. Try heading to a cheaper restaurant, it doesn't always have to be over the top. Instead of ordering two expensive meals, try ordering a couple of less expensive appetizers and share them together. This way you each get to try a variety of flavors and items instead of just one. This also makes the date seem less formal and more laid-back and fun.

Choose a movie you both want to see so you both enjoy it. If there is nothing playing at the theaters that seems worth seeing, try renting a movie instead. Take your time strolling through the video store together. Wander slowly, and make this part of the date a fun time! Once you've chosen the movie the two of you are going to watch, go back to yours or hers, and curl up on the couch with some popcorn and a blanket! This is a fun and comfortable way of doing a date.

Instead of going to a restaurant, you can also make dinner at home! Either make it for your date, or make it together! You can make a date out of cooking together. Pick a fun recipe and have a great time with it! Take your time and enjoy the bonding experience! Cooking together can be a great way of sharing and learning more about each other.

However you choose to go with your date, enjoy it make the most of it. These are the times you will want to remember most!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sexy Date Idea #6 - Showered With Flowers

This is a simple idea that will add a huge amount of romance to any date. If you are strapped for cash and maybe a little shy, you can always rely on flowers to strike her in the right way! Also, you can spring for silk flowers, as they will last longer and shine brighter! But what kind of flowers do you give at what stage in the relationship? It can be confusing to decided what flowers as some types have deeper meanings than others!

For a first date, if you do decided to give flowers, stick with a nice, bright arrangement. Carnations and Mum's are a nice mix, topped off with some greenery. The good thing about these flowers is that Carnations are generally a representation for 'women', and Mum's represent a good friendship. Also, both if these flowers come in many different colors, so you can get a very bright and cheerful bunch. These flowers are typically cheaper.

Becoming more involved with your partner, you may want to pick it up a notch, and get some more interpretative flowers. Lets say it has been 3 months into the relationship (you don't want to over-do the flower thing..), for this amount of time, you could consider getting her a nice Marigold and Daisy bunch. The Marigold means deep affection, and the Daisy means cheerful, innocent, and friendly. This is a romantic mix of emotions depicted in flowers! These flowers are usually not to expensive.

Its been some time now, about 6 months, and you are going out for a romantic and special date. Time for flowers once more! At this stage of the relationship, you may want to invest in some more intense flowers, which will be a bit more pricey. You can most definitely go the Rose route, which stands for different things depending on the color. If you choose red Roses, they represent passion, romance, relationship, and of course love! If you decide on roses, don't mix them with other flowers (except baby's breath – the little white flowers and greenery) as they make a bold statement on their own.

If you want to be more unique, appropriate flowers for this stage would be Orchids, which mean luxury, beauty, nobility and opulence. Orchids typically come as a potted plant, and can range from $20.00 - $150.00 and then some.

Another good choice for this occasion is a bunch of Iris's and Lily's. The Iris means promise, faith, dedication, while the Lily means purity and clarity. These flowers are gorgeous and stunning, and range in passionate colors. These flowers are more expensive, but are worth the sensual surprise!

No matter when you decided to give flowers, be sure to make it a surprise. She will be so thrilled and will think of you as someone who cares for her, and wants her to be happy. But be careful not to frighten her with commitment flowers too soon, but don't lead her astray with simple flowers for an intense occasion! Enjoy buying your lover flowers, and always buy the ones you like the best!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Sexy Date Idea #5 - Sexy Party

The adult-theme dates are a little on the corny side, very cheesy and a little ridiculous but the whole purpose is to have fun. If you want to go all the way, dress up like porn stars if you want. You can get as conservative or as erotic as you like. You can invite as many people or make it juts the two of you. I suggest that if you have an adult themed party, you play some adult sex party games, why not go all the way?

Invite many people and make the most memorable night. Make it like a triple date with 3 other couples. Bachelorette party games are good for groups. Having couples over is much more appropriate and much more fun this with singles only. A single might feel awkward amongst couples when sharing sex secrets and such.

I recall when I was younger, my parents would scene the kids to the grandparents for the night and have adults over playing "pin the penis on the man" and "pin the boobs on the woman" this way back in the 1980's and it wad the talk of the town.

I don't know this the of activity is not really popular anyone, because they had so much fun, it was like phenomenon in our small town to play adult sex games at a sexy party. They said in on Family guy as joke, but there is a certain type of joy derived from this.

Gather a group of friends and enjoy make sure to have a few bottles of booze to heighten the mood, take away everyone's keys and enjoy your sexy party!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Sexy Date Idea #4 - Get an Astrology Reading

This date idea is great for everyone, even skeptics. Keep in mind that I mean that you two see an astrologist, not a psychic which can turn out to be too heavy, especially for a first date and if your psychic is really good.

An astrologist is someone who will compare your astrology signs to see if you are compatible or not. This is so much fun because every couple has good points and bad points about their relationship, no matter what sign they are. You can really get to see where you will be compatible and where tensions will occur!

If you get an astrology reading on a first date, it can give you ideas of what to expect down the road. You will know where your conflicts arise, on where you two will disagree and what you won't see eye to eye on. These little defects can be known and you can fix them before they start, and you can know how to act around each other to keep the peace!

Many couples who have been together for a long time get an astrology signs reading because they use it as a last ditch effort to save the relationship. Your astrology signs can have a huge impact on how you will get along and how you won't.

Even if you don't believe in and zodiac signs, try it for fun. Think of it as a fun first sate idea because it will be very memorable and you will have such a fun bonding experience. Even if you don't believe anything about astrology at all, you might be a little surprised, if you are not surprised - well I'm sure you will be because I'm an astrology fan and when you combine your sun sign with your rising sign and your moon sign, it really comes together about your personality.

The following paragraph explains why skeptics should go to see an astrologist with their partner as a date idea and a way to get to know each other better:

Here's what I mean by that, I am an Aquarius but am not as social as they should be so it does not describe me very much. When you look closer at my chart, I have a Taurus moon which explains my homebody urge and my little less social tendencies. This totally makes sense. But i am really concentrated on my self and have the showy instinct and like to draw attention, but Taurus don't and Aquarius do only a little bit. Then you combine this with my Leo rising and all three parts really make sense!

When you combine your sun, rising and moon signs, then you will understand why astrology is so good, so to all the skeptics out there, you must get an astrology reading and then you will totally change your mind - and it will be an intimate and super fun date idea.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Sexy Date Idea #3 - Go Horseback Riding

This is a such a great date idea because not only can you connect with your partner, but you can connect with nature too!

Horseback riding makes the best first date idea because when you are on a trail ride, you are not forced into awkward conversations or uncomfortable setting because you will not be close to your partner. You will be either behind or in front. Horseback riding is can also be sexually arousing for some people because of the phallic implication of bouncing and riding, similar to riding each other, pony style and any other rough horse play sex!

It will get you in the mood for sex but very subtly, without actually suggesting it. Dress up like cowboys too, it will be so erotic and sensual! You can "rope" each other and have sexy embrace.

The ride is soothing and fun because it is so peaceful, bo8ndign along nature trails. Get in touch with nature will soothe the soul, calm and relax. Enjoy the scenery. Think about what you will say afterwards when you two go out or a romantic dinner.

Think of conversations to say, enjoy each other's presence without the uncomfortable of being "on" all the time. You can really be yourself and let loose on a horseback ride.

Sharing this on a first date is very exciting but if you have been together for a while, a sexy trail ride is the best way to re-connect after years of marriage or months of regular everyday normal dating.

Look though your local phone book because on the outskirts of virtually every city lies a ranch that offers trail rides. Some even allow full day rides with a romantic lunch stop over the open fire. If you are really adventurous, you can go for an overnight trail ride and really get closer together on an intimate level.

After riding horse, the phallic side will explode and you two will enjoy hot and passionate sex!